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WOOOO tomorrow last day of schools. then 2 weeks of holidays. lols So so so so happy.
heres a joke for dota players. glhf.
You know you're addicted to WarcraftIII's Dota when the following occurs in real life.

*You beat up bunch of kids and scream OWNED!!
*You will eventually transform into a wolf and begin chasing people.
*You constantly appear to funerals and think that you will gain EXP.
*When you read a book, you think that you can summon two Neronomicon demons.(aka 2 Warlocks)
*When seeing two people walk behind you, you will say Nice Try. (nt)
*You can see people names and ages(lvls) when you point at them.
*You laugh at people when they bought the wrong item.
*You eat tree to heal urself.
*When your girlfriend gets angry, you will think that she has the Mask Of Madness.
*You will be wishing that your girlfriend is hot as Crystal Maiden.
*When you see a student with 4.0 GPA, you begin to think of him as Dominating.
*When you see someone is dying on the bed, you will try to poke him/her with a red stick. (aka Dagon)
*When you get really frustrated or pissed off , you want to press Alt+QQ.
*When you get hit by a bus, you will use 1400 dallars to buy back.
*When you run really fast or really slow, you want to type -ms.
*You will put two kichen knifes together to make a SnY. (aka Sange and Yasha)
*When your mom drop her ring on the floor,you will steal it without asking permission.
*If anyone left the room you will say banned and stay.

If any of the above have happened to you. That means you play too much...LOL

And most importantly, if you say the word GG too much. You really need to get some help.



haha and for nondota players,


In a Tokyo Hotel:

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.



In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.



In a Leipzig elevator:

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.



In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin

should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.



In a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.



In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.



In a Yugoslavian hotel:

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.



In a Japanese hotel:

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.



In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.



In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.



On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.



On the menu of a Polish hotel:

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.



Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.



In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:

Drop your trousers here for best results.



Outside a Paris dress shop:

Dresses for street walking.



In a Rhodes tailor shop:

Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.



A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:

It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.



In a Zurich hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.



In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.



In a Rome laundry:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.



In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:

Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.



Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

Would you like to ride on your own ass?



In a Swiss mountain inn:

Special today -- no ice cream.



In a Bangkok temple:

It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.



In a Tokyo bar:

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.



In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

We take your bags and send them in all directions.



On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.



In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.



In a Budapest zoo:

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.



In the office of a Roman doctor:

Specialist in women and other diseases.



In an Acapulco hotel:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.



In a Tokyo shop:

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.



From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.



From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.



Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:

- English well talking.

Haha laugh.. its fun.
glenn ong