Stress

OK.. i'm feeling some stress recently.. projects and ica coming up.. Stress. lawls..

figuring a way to not stress myself so much. and to motivate me too.. btw guys.. Can u all help me do a survey for my stats project? the link's here Click Here to take survey Tks lots.

heres something funny. Bout the birds and the Bees

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger
mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is
having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.


PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

Signing off.
glenn. cheers!